They have food in Britain too, but no one’s raving about it.
Indeed, boiled meat, fish and chips and pudding. Oops… Wait a minute now. American food… Hmm… Um… Ah… Burgers! And… Corn dogs!
How much do we hear about British celebrities? Anything? You see, it all goes straight to the castle. That’s what we need. One set of players in a castle that we can put all our gossip into rather than Justin Beiber, Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian. Oh, and Bill Cosby.