So we find that Republicans do not have a lock on stupid, but a couple things to keep in mind, Republican Stupid is ahead by some 50 million individuals most of home are angry with guns rather than angry with kale. And goodbye to Jessica Williams who has hit it on the head almost as many times as Samantha Bee did for the show. Looks like she may be going to a Comedy Central sitcom.
Colorado State representative Gorden Klingenschmitt is a retired Navy Chaplin with an alter ego who he calls Dr. Chaps, he dresses up in priest robes and pretends to be someone he isn’t, but no matter how hard he tries, when others do the same, he cannot think it through. And if you have ever had a conversation with one of these Evangelical Christians you understand that none of them can think much of anything through. Whenever they get to a logical corundum or reason slaps them up side of the head, they shut down. After all, thinking is hard. Let God or some other idiot do you thinking for you.
I recently arrived at what is the worst idea in the world is? It came to a disgruntled Catholic priest some 500 years ago, his name was Martin Luther and he began what we now call the Reformation. The gist of which was no middleman needed, and that we gain everlasting life in Heaven through the intensity of our belief in God rather than our deeds or actions. 500 years of a free license to be an asshole. With that thinking, every terrorist, suicide bomber and even cannibal Jeffery Dahmer are yukking it up in Heaven with a billion or so other assholes. With that said, Hell’s Bells! Have a Drink on Me for Hell Ain’t a Bad Place being On a Highway to Hell. It seems ACDC came to the same epiphany about 35 years before I did.
“That’s why I am so sad, we just lost another black hero, first we lost OJ, then we lost Cosby and Kanya is barely keeping it together.” Roy Wood defending sleepy Ben Carson.
So how will history treat the three token Republican African Americans we have had running for president? Will the Silly Fool Award go to Alan Keyes, Herman Cain or Ben Carson?
Looking back on Alan Keyes I remember him most for being so nasty no one liked him. I wonder if there will be a place for him in the no one likes Ted Cruz administration, perhaps the DONA, the Department of Nasty Assholes.