. After a few thousand years we finally find why Jesus walked on water. We always thought that it was because he had eaten less than an hour ago but now we find the truth, Jesus could not swim.
You know, what with Judea having such a long beach on the Mediterranean one would think that there would have been at least one reference to a beach party, a tiki bar or a wet shroud contest. But no, very sad, especially when we all know that life’s a beach.
And hey walking on water is not that hard. In fact on the far side of the lake here we have what is called barefoot alley, a long narrow channel where if you get up to 35mph you can ski behind the boat barefoot. It is just a matter of speed.
Was 30mph the top speed anyone achieved in the world until the 19th century? I bet it wasn’t. There were wheels and hills!