‘Conservative comedy’ two words which when combined, form an oxymoron, is proven by the site "Jesus Hates Obama" which has claimed them.
The Republican site’s 31 second commercial, which would have cost $3 million to run (and $3 dollars to film including do-nuts) was given the thumbs-down by the network. There’s no word as to whether the commercial was banned because – in literary parlance – it sucked, or because it was offensive in oh-so many ways.