His grandfather liked women so much he married 12 of them! Was Mitt born in Mexico? Let’s just say he was no matter what the facts say. Okay? Hold it, if we are going to play the same game they play, was Mitt Romney born on the Planet Kolob? Vote Romney back to Kolob where he belongs.
You know why no one is playing with the Mormon theology? All that silliness about the lost tribes of Israel fighting a war in upstate New York for a few hundred years around 500BC. Or that when Jesus left the cross, he came to Upstate New York and traveled around to Michigan and Missouri. Or that God is 6’3″ tall and lives on the planet Kolob. Or that the founder of the Mormons, Joseph Smith was a well-known con man and grifter of the times. That is all off limits because… The theology of any religion is just as ludicrous.