Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue notes Trump’s return, the further adventures of Roy Moore and we see Patton Oswalt’s brilliant Huckabee Yuks. After his ‘epic’ Asian tour, Trump bragged about the stock market, attacked the New York Times, promoted Fox and Friends, promoted Hannity, attacked 3 basketball players, sent condolences to the victims of the most recent gun violence – to the wrong city and state. ‘Thoughts and prayers?’
By now, Trump’s FIJI water incident is legendary. Maybe more notable than his lack of brand loyalty is that he was nearly defeated by the standard screw top cap on the bottle.