Jimmy Kimmel’s commentary on one of the craziest days in Trump’s presidency has been trending at number one for a very good reason. The week in crazy has only escalated since Monday, when Trump’s speech on infrastructure turned into a bizarre defense of white supremacists.“It was like your book club meeting turned into a cock fight,” observes Jimmy.
For those who voted for Trump and may be regretting it, Jimmy understands why you acted rashly, and offers a solution. We all know that Trump is miserable in the job, but his ego won’t allow him to quit. Jimmy suggests we make a deal with Trump that could well solve all of our problems!
The kind of arrangement that Jimmy suggests has worked in Britain for thousands of years. As soon as Donald places a jewel-studded golden tiara on the ferret that dwells in his head, he will love it! Let’s face it, he more or less believed he would serve as a king anyway. All of the pomp and none of the circumstance. Trump will be relieved of tiresome expectations. He will live safely locked away in his tower with his entire royal family, until such time as he can be safely locked away in a much larger ‘castle.’