Two new candidates for president, first we have Lincoln Chafee who is running on going metric, here in not only the dumbest country in the world but a country that doesnt give two poops in Hell about any other country unless it’s to bomb the crap out of them. What American voters fail to understand is that going metric would make the math easier to bomb the crap out of other countries.
We fail to understand we are already on our way to metric system from the least suspected source, the 9mm Glock has just about replaced the old .45 caliber Colt.
And not to mention Rich Perry who is running to the left of fellow Texas candidate Ted Cruz with the following issues:
Social Security is unconstitutional.
Medicare is unconstitutional.
Medicaid is unconstitutional.
Environmental laws are unconstitutional.
Federal education programs are unconstitutional.
OSHA is unconstitutional.
Workman’s comp is unconstitutional
Economic reform is unconstitutional.
Taxing investments is unconstitutional.
And he does not believe US Senators should be chosen by voters and that Supreme Court decisions affecting religious belief are unconstitutional.