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There is no such thing as a good Republican. It is all about money, bigotry, hate and violence. Promoted by Christianity no less. We bend over for them with our pants down around our ankles with an imbecilic grin even more yokelized than this nitwit. We deserve this guy…
Here are some of the most egregious quotes from Fox News’ Gomer Pyle who polls show can take the White House from Barack Obama. He is a "nice" man they say
I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God. And that’s what we need to do is to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than trying to change God’s standards so it lines up with some contemporary view of how we treat each other and how we treat the family. [as bad as it gets]
When our founding fathers put their signatures on the Declaration of Independence, those 56 brave people, most of whom by the way were clergymen, they said that we had certain inalienable rights given to us by our Creator. [one was]
I didn’t major in math. I majored in miracles. [fundamentalism]
My plan on securing the border? Two words: "Chuck Norris". [compassionate conservative]
Whoever in our government leaked that information is guilty of treason, and I think anything less than execution is too kind a penalty. [Pro Life]
If anybody wants to believe they’re the descendants of a primate, they’re welcome to do it. [creation science]