There is no love greater than that of a drone for an American President, we just need to keep our killer drones in the Middle East terrorizing the people there not here. The troops who man those are heroes you see. Like snipers.
Two beheadings are bad, but 100 executions are fine. Our snipers and spies are heroes while theirs are devils. Invading another country is fine, those defending it need to be killed. IUDs are terrifying, Cruise Missiles are fun. What we do to our footballs is okay, it’s just when the other team does it that is so upsetting.
Speaking of Amazon’s idea to deliver packages by drone there is a show stopper in that. At least here in Texas anyway.
Our new Texas Lt Governor Dan Patrick – a right-wing talk radio host and evangelical fundamentalist Christian who won by 24 points – just changed the voting rules in the Texas State Legislature to reflect his power, the power of the the GOP and of course the power of Jesus Christ. It means that he can now pass his school voucher system to destroy what is left of Texas Public Education, but more immediately, like next week, the OPEN CARRY crowd will win the day and here in Texas we will be seeing right-wing NRA lunatics not only carrying AR15s but now 9mm Glocks at:
Churches
Bars
Restaurants
College classrooms
College Fraternity keg parties
Sports arenas
Hospitals
Museums
Stadiums
Rocket’s games
The Zoo – Look out you monkeys!
Rap concerts
Hardware stores
Kroger
STANDING IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE.
And if you don’t think these people are going to shoot down drones hovering over their property you got another thing coming. The guns are their whole life. Well that an Bud Lite and trying of get women to like them…
I you see someone with a gun in a store or a restaurant leave your cart or your table, grab your children and leave immediately. If you see anyone on the street with a gun call the police immediately. Just as you would do if they were black or Muslim looking.
UPDATE! Texas Open Carry is literally up in arms today that Lt Governor Dan Patrick has put off the OPEN CARRY vote until the next legislature, claiming even with his extra votes rules he passed last week, there is not enough support for it. Keep in mind the Texas Legislature convenes only every other year. So it seems Dan Patrick is going to stick only with passing good Christian legislation fouling the environment, deporting Mexicans, more executions for less reason, the fight to keep and advance paddling in public schools, denying women abortion and birth control and above all doing all he can to advance school vouchers to move Texas public education into the hands of evangelical fundamentalist Christian preachers and the Pope. Which is pretty much the same thing other than the new Pope has learned to use nicer kinder words to the same ends.