Jon Stewart has some dirty words for Mike Huckabee, after all, Jon Stewart is from New York, travels to California to accept lots of awards and did a big show once on the Washington DC mall.
Spending half my life in the Midwest and the other half down here in Dumbutt, Texas I was pleased to learn that the ladies and gentlemen in the Midwest and the South don’t use dirty words, drink, have sex before marriage, be gay or have abortions. Rather we all love Jesus almost as much as our guns and eat our grits and chicken fried steak with white gravy. Hold on there, being from the Midwest I never saw that white gravy until I moved down here.
The white gravy aside, we know Mike Huckabee is telling us the truth because we can count on those who tell us our ancestors lived with dinosaurs 6000 years ago and that global warming is a lie. For unlike the rest of us, they are privy to knowing both The Word and The Truth.
I guess it’s one of those culture war things. So what do you think? What’s worse? New York City Lady Gaga using the F bomb or Atlanta Georgia Peach Paula Deen using the N word? New York’s Lady Gaga organizing a celebration in lingerie, or Paula Deen organizing a wedding with a slavery theme?
Of course we also hear the old Christian and Islam defense of intolerance and bigotry, some of my best friends are gay or Jewish who are all going to suffer eternal pain and damnation in Hell. There are just so many godawful things one has to accept to become a Christian or a Muslim, that a few of us just can’t get our heads around. It’s like a race between stupid and ugly.
And don’t miss the star of this Jon Stewart piece, a talking bacon wrapped shrimp with a twist.