Sorry, this seems to be the wrong picture, but what the Hell…
University of Missouri defensive lineman Michael Sam is a gay college football linebacker who is going to be drafted into the NFL in a few months. It is expected that he will be picked up by either the Pittsburgh Steelers or the Green Bay Packers as they are the most liberally owned teams in the NFL. You can bet the Mississippi Whiteskins won’t be having any of it.
Here we get to see and hear what the problem is with Gays in the NFL thanks to New Orleans Saints linebacker Jonathan Vilma who doesn’t know what to do if a gay guy looks at him in the shower.
I have the answer to that!
Do the same thing you do when anyone looks at you in the shower and notices what a tiny little dick you have. Especially for a black guy. Or is that just the cold water?
You know what the real lesson we should take away from all this is? That we learned the NFL enjoys 501c status and does not have to pay taxes on the $9 billion it makes each year. I guess they are tax exempt because like a church they have to work on Sundays? With all that savings I would think the NFL could afford to bolt some walls between shower heads to give players at least a modicum of privacy to keep their small dicks from being seen by not only gays, but other players and especially lady reporters – who you know damn well will get the word out.