Herpes, it’s like congress on your dick
So after the 114th Congress first order of business is finished, the Keystone Pipeline – which Republicans are calling “job creation legislation” – next on their agenda is to destroy funding for Obamacare so the wealthy will no longer have to subsidize health insurance costs [or anything for that matter] for those who cannot otherwise afford. The game to do that is to pass a bill to “restore” the 40 hour work. A 40 hour work week for all Americans but themselves. The average American works 44 hours a week while the average Republican in congress works 28 hours a week.
I am sure there will be a rider in the Keystone bill telling the welders they don’t have to get to work until Noon on Tuesday each week. Oh, and they will get Friday’s off for travel. To the bar. Of course this only covers the 50 permanent jobs and the 4000 temporary jobs the Keystone pipeline will generate in a year. To put that in perspective, President Obama created 400,000 just last month.
Other than the trickle of jobs created, all the pipeline profit goes to Gortex covered, gunless, healthcare providing socialist Canada. And Multi-national shipping companies who will be moving the dirty sludge all over the world from down here in Houston.
Word is out that President Obama is going to veto the Keystone bill. To allow Nebraska and the State Department to decide rather than oil subsidized congressman. Pundits had originally expected Obama to sign the bill as a good will gesture to the coming Republican controlled congress. It seems the president has smartened up quite a bit since coming to office. He now understands the Stygian depths of the GOP’s callous disregard for African Americans, Hispanics, the poor, the working poor,w age earners, the sick, the children, all other countries and of course the planet itself. All a health conscious celebration of God, Guns, Grits and white Gravy.
But we must give the GOP one thing, they haven’t begun impeachment proceedings on President Obama yet. TED CRUZ.