You know of course why all these bigots want to deny gays the same RIGHTS and citizenship as they themselves enjoy? Religious intolerance aside – bigotry is not bigotry when God says it’s okay – it’s because these KIND OF PEOPLE constantly dwell on visualizing the actual act of the matter. I often wonder if they spend as much time picturing their mothers giving head? Probably…
Trying to grasp their point of view on this, I myself began visualizing how others have sex, like Governor Chris Christie for example.
What positions are available to someone that fat? I’m thinking the only possible way is that his partner gets clothless, crawls under the kitchen table and lifts up her ass up to the bottom edge. Then Christie gets clothless – I love imagining him clothless – hauls his belly up with both hands to plop down on the top of the table, and holding it firmly so it doesn’t slip off and kill someone, have at it.
I also wonder if he can find his unit under all that flab to take a pee? Can those short little arms of his reach down over his belly to even find it? Is he is able to use urinals? Can he get close enough? How deep does he have to go to wipe his ass? Wrist deep? Elbow deep? Does even have the ability to reach over his gigantic ass to wipe it in the first place? Or does he have someone do that for him? You wanna sit next to him on coach? What do his farts sound like?
This is the fun thing about intolerant bigots. You can get away with making fun of them and there isn’t much they or their like minded pals can say? Outside the bubble anyway…
