Rule one, do not go to North Korea. Rule two, do not go to the Middle East. Rule three don’t cross a freeway at night.
This reflects upon my Wisconsin upbringing. There is more to Wisconsin than just cheese, brats and the Packers. There is beer. Lots of beer all the time. In fact I never heard the term, “Let’s have coffee” until I was well into my thirties.
There is also a big rivalry between the state of Wisconsin and the City of Chicago – they have similar populations. People in Wisconsin don’t like those people from Chicago coming up to wander in our woods and float around on our lakes. They are aliens. After all the people of Chicago are different. They are a city of cheese, brats, beer and Bears.