Not far from Dumbutt, Texas lies the community of La Marque, Texas where I have often gone to shop at the Walmart pictured here. La Marque is just East of Santa Fe, Texas where they pray to Jesus with blow horns at high school football games. It is South of Pasadena, Texas where white people are more than welcome to shoot unarmed minorities in the back, and it is Southeast of Friendswood, Texas where keeping Mexicans out of town is the city’s top priority.
It seems Kathryn Fridge, who is known to go by the alias "Kristi" found there were no more batteries at Walmart while shopping on the day before the fizzle of Hurricane Edouard. She looked at the empty shelf and exclaimed to her mother, "They’re all fking gone!"
Little did she know that Taliban Fireman Capt. Alfred Decker was in the next isle and overheard her use the F word. Dressed in his local fireman’s uniform Decker took her outside, cited her, cuffed her, forced her into his car and then wrote her up with a $150 ticket.
As a small crowd grew outside Walmart during the handcuffing, the woman known as "Kristie" said, "Can you believe this? He’s —-ing arresting me for saying —-!"
To make matters worse this woman known as "Kristie" to her circle of fking friends and relatives told Ayatollah Decker that he was just a fireman who should be fighting fires instead of this crap. While the Ayatollah was writing her up he asked for her name which she spelled out in sign language so the moron could better understand doan ya know, which as anyone should know, makes intolerant anual retentive bozos all the more angry, and is what caused her to be handcuffed.
They say every picture tells a story. This one says fireman fking noseypants should consider himself lucky to not have had his head shoved up his ass, to what I hope would have been the joy of the parking lot onlookers.
La Marque Taliban fking Fire Chief Todd Zacherl stands fully behind fking Fireman Alfred Decker. Foul-talking shopper stirs up a tempest at store in La Marque
Two important points I would like to make. First of all, fking Victoria Osteen nor her friend Jesus were at the Walmart that day.
And secondly, though I know I am beating my head against the wall, could everyone please remember this story everytime that endless stream of talking heads on TV are screeching and saber rattling about the lack of freedom, libertry and so on everywhere in the world but here? I know that asks a bit too much of all good Americans but I gotta try…