Larry Wilmore does this last news wrap up before the Nightly Show goes off the air for a two week vacation, returning in the same time slot as Stephen Colbert’s first night with the Late Show and all subsequent nights. Jimmy, Jimmy, Stephen and Larry, good luck Larry. Hope streaming and DVR can save the show, it needs saving.
With Deez Nuts yall don’t need a nut cracker if you always have more than one, what nut am I?
Deez Nuts is even crazier than those who vote for him.
Deez Nuts are so big they need to hang on a trailer hitch.
So the question arises, which is the best example of that horrible holdover from those high school elections of the ugly girl for prom queen, The Donald or Deez Nuts?
I just thought of something. Donald Trump works out of the box, and to keep on top of the news cycle he has to keep doing something new. If he begins to slump I bet he will name a running mate.
I have a huge announcement I will make of Friday concerning my awesome running mate!