Watch Larry Wilmore eat an entire bowl of New England Patriot Clam Chowder on a bet!
I was pleased to learn that one needs to be 100 pounds overweight to be considered morbidly obese. I passed! Though I did find that I was just plain old obese:
30.0 35.0 class I obesity
35.0 40.0 class II obesity
40.0 up class III obesity
Which would mean not only I but most of you are too.
Here is the list of Common Obesity Related Conditions:
Reduction of life expectancy.
Type 2 diabetes.
High blood pressure/heart disease.
Osteoarthritis of weight-bearing joints.
Sleep apnea/respiratory problems.
Gastroesophageal reflux disease (hiatal hernia and heartburn).
Depression.
Infertility.
Urinary stress incontinence.
As we age we also tend to spend more time visiting senior centers of one sort or another. I visit one often with several hundred old farts milling about there are few if any fat ones. Where do all the fat farts go? Long time passing? Where do all the fat farts go long time ago?. Gone to flowers every one, when will they ever learn, when will they ever learn…
I found a great diet! Don’t eat so much! Especially anything with sugar or corn in it. Oh, or wheat, or rice, or potatoes, or cheese, or sausages, or OMG, beer.
And there lies the trouble with dieting, you finally get up the self control to give up something bad and are told you have to also give up another hundred things. Which end with throwing up your hands and a fkit.