On Last Week Tonight, John Oliver reports how three teen-age Chechnya women swindled thousands of dollars from big, bad ISIS terrorists! In the United States, ISIS is viewed as Al Qaeda 2.0, bigger, meaner and more wily than our old terrorist enemy!
They are scary and merciless and lonely and romantic. This is why we need to hire the three girls who began an online affair with an ISIS bad guy. When the enamored soldier of misfortune sent his lady love $3,000 to rush to his side and be his bride – the three BLOCKED him, and moved on to yet another lonely terrorist!
The girls may be punished in their homeland, but John – and I believe they deserve a medal, or at least a parade! I think the United States should hire the three. They have found the enemy’s Achilles’ Heel, and it is love. Oh, and the girls have demonstrated that ISIS isn’t net savvy so ya’ll can relax on that front.