Tonight Dave introduces a new segment: ‘Ann & Mitch Romney LIES’ This may prove to be one of his longest running segments.
Even if the gullible could believe the schtick about elbowing the help out of the way to wash and iron their own clothes, shopping at Costco is obviously a doggone dirty lie.
For the uninitiated, this is the warehouse store where you can buy Funions in bulk, pick up a TV, then wheel your food barge to the butcher section for an entire cow – but only after cruising past their disturbing selection of ‘ready when you are’ caskets.
Most revealing, Romney didn’t mention the fragrant foot long sausages sweating on a spit near the entry, or another major draw to the in-crowd, free food samples – aka ‘The Costco Buffet.’ You know he’s lyin’ and he’s not one of US. How can I be so certain? Perhaps the one thing they don’t sell at Costco is car elevators
