11 – I am even more dull and boring than Barack Obama.
Mitt reminds me of an old high school pal of mine who whenever there was a ball around, would get hold of it and gently toss it up and down and say, "Let’s have a ball!" and think it was the funniest thing anyone ever said.
Oh and his funniest jokes I heard hundreds of times…
So Joe had a hitchen farm. Free roaming hitchens all over the place. When they grew to proper plumbness he called the slaughter house to find out – I just can’t suffer you through the entire tedious walk through. Cut to lesson learned – Don’t count your hitchens before they’re catched!
He had one about a guy being born as a head with no body. Who was picked on in high school. He wished he was anything but just a head. His wish came true one morning and he woke up as a head sized orange. The basketball coach took him on the team as the basketball. He suffered many bruises, bobos and jokes. Lesson learned? Quit while you’re a head!
And of course the train song one he told everyday that ended with… Pardon me boy, is that the cat that took your new shoes?
Hey, have a ball!