What is so very cool about this political cartoon is it is open to any or all Donald Trump quotes that fit the picture, here are a few you can take to the cleaners without suffering the clickbait I did getting it to you. Clickbait works – nothing more enjoyable than having breakfast clicking through pictures of a bunch of celebrities who got old ugly – which is funny because it will never happen to me.
As you read down this list keep in mind two things. If anyone else had said any of this crap they would have been forced to drop out of a Presidential race, but more importantly understand that these are the quotes his fans love most about Donald Trump. Republicans.
“The only way we could lose, in my opinion — I really mean this Pennsylvania — is if cheating goes on.”
“Obama is the founder of ISIS and Crooked Hillary their MPV.”
“I’ve had a beautiful, I’ve had a flawless campaign. You’ll be writing books about this campaign.”
“If she gets to pick her judges – nothing you can do, folks. Although, the Second Amendment people. Maybe there is. I don’t know.”
“Actually, I was only kidding. You can get that baby out of here. Don’t worry, I think she really believed me that I love having a baby crying while I’m speaking.”
“Why can’t we use nuclear weapons?”
“Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing, I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.”
“She was standing there, she had nothing to say, she probably, maybe she wasn’t allowed to have anything to say, you tell me.”
“You know what I wanted to. I wanted to hit a couple of those speakers so hard. I would have hit them. No, no. I was going to hit them, I was all set and then I got a call from a highly respected governor… I was gonna hit one guy in particular, a very little guy. I was gonna hit this guy so hard his head would spin and he wouldn’t know what the hell happened… I was going to hit a number of those speakers so hard their heads would spin, they’d never recover.”
“I’ve been treated very unfairly by this judge. Now, this judge is of Mexican heritage. I’m building a wall, OK? I’m building a wall.”
“Look at my African American over here!”
“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, okay? It’s, like, incredible.”
“The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese.”
“We won with poorly educated. I love the poorly educated.”
“You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever.”
“He’s not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured.”
“Now, the poor guy — you’ve got to see this guy, ‘Ah, I don’t know what I said! I don’t remember!'”
“I will never apologize for banning Muslims from entering America.”
“I love the old days, you know? You know what I hate? There’s a guy totally disruptive, throwing punches, we’re not allowed punch back anymore. … I’d like to punch him in the face, I’ll tell ya.”
“There may be somebody with tomatoes in the audience. If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously. Okay? Just knock the hell — I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees.”
“There were people that were cheering on the other side of New Jersey, where you have large Arab populations. They were cheering as the World Trade Center came down.”
“Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”
“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.”
“I don’t think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
“I have a great relationship with the blacks. I have always had a great relationship with the blacks.”
“You know, it really doesn`t matter what [the media] write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”
“Women: You have to treat them like s–t.”
“His father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald’s being – you know, shot. I mean, the whole thing is ridiculous. What is this, right prior to his being shot, and nobody even brings it up. They don’t even talk about that. That was reported, and nobody talks about it.”
“What do I know about it? All I know is what’s on the internet.”
“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems…they’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime. They’re rapists.”
“Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on.”
“I know where she [Hillary] went [bathroom] – it’s disgusting, I don’t want to talk about it. No, it’s too disgusting. Don’t say it, it’s disgusting.”
“Look at that [Carly Fiorina] face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president I mean, she’s a woman, and I’m not s’posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?”
“All of the women on ‘The Apprentice’ flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”
“I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me —and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”
“I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”
“Trump Steaks, where are the steaks? Do we have steaks? We have Trump Steaks.”
“The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”
…and the beat goes on