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Lonely and Horny for good reason with cleavage from the AT&T Girl

Lonely and Horny for good reason with cleavage from the Verison GirlSure humor is helpful – it’s fun, witty is good – it’s smart, money works – but only a little later on while of course good looking helps a lot, but it seems those who do best with the men also do the best with the ladies. I suppose in high school that’s called popularity, in college BMOC and after that just being cool with a good group of friends. But a warning to one and all, be very careful of irredeemable mistakes like this guy made a dozen of in five minutes. Reminds me of a story.

I had been chasing Pam for a month, finally had her cornered at the bar at about midnight. On bar stools facing one another, and even with a head cold, I was about to close the deal. Suddenly came a rogue sneeze too fast to deal with properly, I put my hand to my nose but failed the catch and a big green slimy but firm hocker ended up on my thigh. As Pam walked away to never be seen by me again, I shouted, “But but it was on my leg not yours!” So always be careful of the big fopah for they are often forever.