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Look Out, Tom DeLay wins appeal and has his gun back

“Because I’m walking with the Lord, I had no burden. He’s had the burden. He carried it. I can get my concealed weapon license back!” Tom DeLay on winning a 2 to 1 appeal on his campaign money laundering conviction.

tom delay has a gunWhy did Jesus wear a dress? To conceal his weapons of course. For as we know from his teachings, he had a dagger, a scimitar, and that controversial bow with a 40 round quiver of new iron armor piercing arrowheads.

So the Texas Jury conviction was overturned by two Texas Republican judges. Tom was at a Christian Prayer meeting when he got the news yesterday and the first thing out of his mouth was getting a gun and Jesus. The two are inexplicably connected in the minds of… Let’s keep it lite from now on hey?  Jesus and guns are inexplicably connected in the minds of very silly people.

One more thing on the lite side. We can wring our hands about violence in movies and video games, but please remember that Canadian border cities like Windsor, Toronto, Vancouver et al, get the same violent movies and video games we do and are one of the least violent nations on Earth. And they hunt a lot!

No it is the unique gun culture that is the driving force of violence in America. Not only the easy availability of these weapons of massacre destruction but the joy and celebration in it. Do not lose track of who these gun enthusiasts are and what the guns are for.

Those who really really want a gun are the very ones who really really should not be able to have a gun