John Oliver truly needn’t make a fool of Donald Trump, as the mascot of his own brand name – ‘Trump’ – Donald the huckster plays the fool without any help. Now calm down, we know some of you love him, and John addresses all of the reasons people state for being pro-Trump,to see if there is any validity to those notions. I promise every misconception will be addressed with humor and – here we go, facts! This may be one of John Oliver’s best shows yet.
John asks that we take a moment to consider how we’d feel. “What if the charismatic guy who says he’ll ‘make America great’ was a serial liar, with a string of unsuccessful business ventures, and the support of a Klan leader who he can’t decide whether or not to condemn. Would you think he’d make a good president or would the spell be broken?
Finally, as the gold-lighted name ‘Drumft’ flashes, John brings it home with a little rap.”Don’t be blinded by the magic of his name. Don’t vote for him telling it like it is, he’s a bullpoop artist. Don’t expect him to be tough, he’s a baby with even smaller fingers. Don’t vote for him because he’s a builder – he’s more of a poopty lifestyle brat.”
Jon addresses Donald himself, “Mr. Trump I await your message in the morning I have no doubt the message will be signed with a gold sharpie.”
Yes there is a story to baby fingers and the gold sharpie, and once you hear it, you will have no doubt that Trump will probably greet tomorrow still pretending never to have heard of John Oliver, for about ten minutes, By afternoon he will have tweeted many messages about John Oliver and ‘No Talent’ – and he’ll do it for decades. He’ll also be wrong – again.
. It’s time to take action. John wants America to ‘Make Donald Drumpf Again!’ Drumpt is Trump’s ancestral name and he should be proud of it.. There’s so much to do! to #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain, visit www.drumpt.com and buy a hat (at no profit) and while you’re there,click on the Drumpfinator which will cause every mention of Trump to read ‘Drumpt’ on your browser.