“They would just as soon kill the private sector as make a bird house out of your skull.” That’s right. The Deficitbots from planet Bureauocron are shape-shifting monsters masquerading as American Workers. See what’s in store for the legions of shiftless ‘workers’ masquerading as America’s firemen, teachers, policemen, mail service employees, and others in the employ of the government! Mitt Romney approves this message of private sector goodness. (Disclaimer: Jobs may be outsourced to foreign countries, after Bain company protocol)