This is the ‘No Bullcrap’ puppet… Er candidate. We can only assume that he is running with the support of the Commie Liberal Socialist Muppets – pawns of the Left, whose recent movie is causing Neo Cons to howl in protest!
Quasniki believes in God but you won’t see him running on a faith-based ticket per se. Unlike Bachmann and Perry, Quasniki feels that God has much more important things to do than tell him to run for office, and that He had best be minding the cosmic store!
In a race as absurd as the GOP 2012 line-up, I defy anyone to say this puppet is a simplistic cartoon. So far, he has offered more in real promises and solutions than any of the current contenders. I believe him when he says "If elected,
I will get America back in the top five, maybe even make the playoffs this year."