Homeland Security Director Michael Chertoff is so busy rounding up poor hard working Mexican families and putting them into concentration camps to keep us safe, that he has lost the forest through the trees. The answer to his dumbass question has been pounded into us from this particular Republican Adminstration most everyday for 7 years now.
Chertoff: Phony press event was ‘dumbest’ thing
Associated Press
WASHINGTON — The homeland security chief on Saturday tore into his own employees for staging a phony news conference at the Federal Emergency Management Agency.
"I think it was one of the dumbest and most inappropriate things I’ve seen since I’ve been in government," Michael Chertoff said.
"I have made unambiguously clear, in Anglo-Saxon prose, that it is not to ever happen again and there will be appropriate disciplinary action taken against those people who exhibited what I regard as extraordinarily poor judgment," he added.
Asked specifically if he planned to fire anyone at FEMA, which is part of his department, Chertoff declined to say, citing personnel rules.
"There will be appropriate discipline," he told reporters at a news conference with New York’s governor where they announced an agreement on a driver’s license plan.
Chertoff said he knew nothing about the matter until after it happened and that he "can’t explain why it happened."
Mr. Chertoff’s question regarding why Republicans do what Republicans do is well answered by old American Indian Folklore
The Frog and The Scorpion
One day a frog was sitting by the bank of the river enjoying the warm sun and cool breeze. It so happened that a scorpion approached him rather quickly as to inquire about crossing the river. "Frog", said the scorpion, "I am in need of passage across the river upon your back. I am prepared to pay you with this mealworm that I have not eaten."
The frog thought about it for a moment, then replied "Scorpion, I know that if I grant you a ride across the river upon my back, you will poison me on the other side. For that alone I shall say ‘no thanks’."
"Frog", again said the scorpion, "Please, I have no wish to harm you, treasure chestI promise. I just need to go across the river to find more food. There is nothing left on this side for me to eat."
The frog thought about it again for a moment and then agreed to help the scorpion get across the river.
Half way across, the frog felt a rather sharp, stinging sensation in his back. The scorpion had stuck him with his venom. "SCORPION!", cried the frog, "You have killed me and you as well. Why have you done this?"
"Because I am a scorpion…and that is my nature."