If ever there was a cause to intone the phrase so many sheep so little time, this takes the cake, just the list of the names she rattles off is enough to make you want to move to Yemen for a bit of religious moderation.
“I also see that at the end of the day, God raised up, I believe, Donald Trump who was going to be the nominee in this election, I don’t think God sits things out. He’s a sovereign God. Donald Trump became our nominee.” Michele Bachmann creating another 10 million NONES.
“I don’t want to be melodramatic but I do want to be truthful, I believe without a shadow of a doubt this is the last election. This is it. This is the last election.” Michele Bachmann adding another 10 million NONES to the issue.
The rock and a hard place the GOP has gotten themselves into seems an insurmountable squeeze. With Milo Yiannopoulos and Anne Coulter representing the most disgusting group of Republicans and Michele Bachmann the representative of the bag of hammers group, country club Republicans have no choice but to go down low with both groups to stay viable in general elections. With that said, their only hope is in gerrymandering, suppressing the poor and minority vote and growing home assault rifle arsenals.
But we should go easy on Michele Bachmann, after all she is kind of cute in a silly sort of way, much like her fellow Trump supporters Gary Busey and Mike Tyson, the sort of people who are ill equipped to understand that when they open their yaps they do their cause far more harm than good.