Tom Toles missed the head clown who is the only one who has said he is actually going to run for President in 2016, Ben Carson. What do we call Ben Carson? The 5%? Reflecting the 95% of African Americans who vote for Democrats?
Crazier than Alan Keyes and dumber than Herman Cain. How is that even possible?
What is it that is so powerful that it can make a drooling right-wing moron out of a neurosurgeon? Read his new best selling book (co-written by his wife) to find out. Hint: It begins with a personal relationship with…
You know, when a person puts talking to invisible supernatural flying creatures as not part of their life, but as the single most important thing in their life, it is time to pack up, get on a plane and join up with ISIS. But a warning. Christians will not get 72 virgins to play with when the go, rather they will get the last 72 issues of the Watchtower to ponder for eternity.
As to other establishment choices besides Mitt Romney, there is John McCain and Lindsay Graham. The later has recently said he may run. But either one of those means at least four more boots on the ground wars which is a rather hard sell these days.
Chris Christie is no clown but he is a fat a whole which seems to work for Republicans.
Jeb Bush is tired both inside and out.
Bobby Jindal is Mr Rogers boring.
Rick Perry is a known moron.
Rand Paul is a rogue who can’t get the GOP nomination.
So who does that leave as the GOP candidate for 2016? The person who has won every straw poll at every conservative gathering by DOUBLE DIGITS. Whose speeches often cause long embarrassing minutes of standing ovations.
President Ted Cruz.
His thirst for war is compensated by his evangelical fundamentalist religious intolerance unlike Graham and McCain who just have war in their blood, brain, muscle, bone and bodily fluids.
Yes, I am making that call. Whoever it is will lose anyway so what the Hell. Why not the reincarnation of Joe McCarthy?