Josh Groban, Michael Buble, and Susan Boyle join forces for the Monsters of Mom Tour!! Barely Political advises moms to “Try not to have a hot flash!!” I assure you that it wasn’t a hot flash that went through the rowdy crowd when Michael Buble (whoever he is) vacuumed his way into every woman’s heart. They weren’t throwing their knickers because of his singing – I think he was singing, I don’t remember anything after the vacuuming.
Listen to Aunt Newscat guys, if you want to put the spark back in your relationship, or kindle a new one, trust me on this. Forget the special lingerie you like so much, which scratches her skin like barbed wire. Likewise nix the ‘special’ breakfast you prepared, featuring your own favorite foods, and the added plus of a decimated kitchen for her to clean. Just find the vacuum and use it like a boss. For a guaranteed home run clean the bathroom. Yes, all of it…Is it getting warm in here?