Last week, Montana Rep David Moore introduced House Bill 365 in the House Judiciary Committee to outlaw yoga pants in public. The bill would expand the state’s indecent exposure laws which ban public exposure of nipples – both male and female. The bill also bans clothing that “gives the appearance or simulates the pelvic area, buttocks or genitals”
With the ban on male and female nipples etc. I can hardly wait to see how Montana handles swimming season this year!
. It’s a slippery slope when a state sets out to ban women’s britches. The law by definition would ban men’s biking shorts, which often leave little to the imagination.
If there is any doubt in your mind about how the legislator feels, here is his official statement. “Yoga pants should be illegal in public anyway,” the Associated Press reported Moore saying. “I want Montana to be known as a decent state where people can live within the security of laws and protect their children and associates from degrading and indecent practices.”
I wonder how many of those ‘decent’ folks in Montana get their news from FOX bimbos whose mini skirts slither higher as the show progresses! Some men suggest that Rep.Moore must turn in his “Man Card.” But who are we to judge, only Moore knows how much spandex he can endure without losing his mind, and accosting a lady.
In an earlier shot across the bow, a Billings principal declared war on fashion earlier this year, outlawing leggings, jeggings and tights – unless worn with approved shorts, skirts, dresses or pants. I maintain that any article of clothing can be obscene if it is ill-fitting or simply inappropriate. For proof, see any edition of “People of Walmart.”
Granted, there was an earlier dust-up when consumers purchased a bad lot of $100. Lululemon pants that were so sheer
that one could see the wearer change her mind…Fortunately the episode is history, but the photo evidence will remain forever.
In the video New Yorkers, long known as the vanguard of high-falutin’ degeneracy,speak for every woman who ever slid a pair of the comfortable and flattering pants on. “I’d have to go clothless if they outlawed yoga pants.” exclaimed one woman.
When yoga pants are outlawed, we outlaws will wear yoga pants. Any woman who has slid a pair on, knows the meaning of freedom. There is another component we appreciate as well. A man named David expressed it well.
“Black yoga pants are so deceiving – they can make any butt look like the firmest thing.” There is no way that women are going to give up a marvelous gift like this – and comfort too!
There is something else afoot. I suspect it is no coincidence that I saw a video last night from a ‘Christian woman.’ She is getting a lot of clicks by vowing to never wear yoga pants. She claims that the comfy wear insights men to lustful thoughts, and she will not use her body in that way. Bully for her!
The obvious solution for ‘Christian woman’ and the state of Montana is a state-funded distribution of bee-keeper suits.
We have much more in common with the Taliban than we will ever admit.