While Jesus Christ holds court in the Huntsville, Texas execution chamber helping his followers savor the death throws of other human being every few weeks, a Muslim woman – Ameneh Bahrami who was disfigured by an acid attack in Iran – stopped the acid blinding of her attacker this Sunday morning just minutes before doctors where about to pour acid into his eyes. Iran state media: Man spared punishment of blinding by acid
A Muslim in Iran is more Christian than Christians in Texas.
With all this idiotic angst Christians are directing at non existent Sharia Law in the knuckle dragging inbred areas of our Christian Heartland, why would they also be fighting so hard to add JEWISH LAW (The Ten Commandments) to our courts, schools and public places? Are they nuts?
I have an idea! How about we put the CHRISTIAN LAWS up in our courts, schools and public places. There are eight of them from Matthew, eight also from Luke who split them into equal groups of "Blessed are" and "Woe unto you". And of course the 3 most well known platitudes from Jesus Christ. So let me take those 19 LAWS, and knock them down to 10, so we can keep JEWISH LAW from taking our justice system. Here we go
1) Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
2) Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.
3) Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
4) Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.
5) Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness’ sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
6) Blessed are the poor: for yours is the kingdom of God.
7) Woe unto you that are rich! for ye have received your consolation.
8) Let those without sin cast the first stone.
9) If a man strike thee on the cheek,turn to him the other.
10) Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.
There you go. Put these TEN CHRISTIAN COMMANDMENTS (LAWS) in every school, every courtroom and every execution chamber in America. And do it now, before the Jews take control of our foreign policy!
Note: I know some may ask where is that big one? "Do unto others as they would do unto you." Well it predates both Judaism and Christianity so I couldn’t very will give Jesus credit. It seems the time line is Zoroaster, Egypt Middle Kingdom, Judaism, Greece, Confucius, Christianity, Islam, Scientology…