The Youtube comments on this video startled me, it seems that out on the West coast taking your dog to the vet because he ate your weed is as common as kale on you burger.
On a not so funny note if the stars align to give us Republicans in the White House, control both houses of Congress, the Supreme Court and comes a spat of stories about kids in ER from eating weed candy, it will be like beheadings and Paris and the end of legalization.
Seriously, stop with the eatables, it is only going to cause trouble down the line. In fact just about every reporter who has gone to the states to legally try eatables has wrote what a horrible experience it was. I agree, no control, knock you down, lasts too long, makes you wish you hadn’t done it. Making it look like candy, cake, cupcakes and brownies is going to cause trouble. Just get the state and the profit out of it and let people simply smoke what they grow. You know like tomatoes.
But the song is great, here are the lyrics:
All we wanna know
Is how much, how long ago
Was it brownies or was it just straight up bud
Don’t care if it either
Came from prescription or dealer
Was it laced with chocolate chips or was it not
Hey all we wanna do is help your dog
Your dog ate weed
It’s easy to see
Your dog ate weed
We won’t call the police
Your dog ate weed
But you won’t tell me
Even though we both know
It’s THC toxicity
There’s no harm no foul
If you just come clean right now
It will help us develop a treatment plan
I might give you the lecture
On how to store your stash better
We don’t want to see you back for this again
Hey we just want to help your canine friend
Your dog ate weed
It’s easy to see
Your dog ate weed
He’s dribbling pee
Your dog ate weed
But you won’t tell me
Even though we both know
It’s THC toxicity
Please don’t tell the doc
He must have got it in a walk
Don’t blame it on your neighbor or your kids
Cause no one really cares
About your love affair
With Mary Jane, just tell us if that’s it
Hey we just want to help your furry kid
Your dog ate weed
It’s easy to see
Your dog ate weed
He’s squinting at me
Your dog ate weed
But you won’t tell me
Even though we both know
It’s THC toxicity
Please share with your friends
Not your canine companions