Not only are half our heroes in Heaven black men now, but one of the white men was the leader for the War of Northern Aggression! OMG! I hope no Southern newspapers ran this one. Now take that double horror and add a black president of the United States and you got about 50 million AR15’s under the Christmas tree.
Fox News, talk radio and the Tea Party are wearing lobster bibs this weekend to keep all the blood dripping down from their chins and onto their newly designed American flag lapel pins from biting their lips so hard. My God the entire world is mourning a Marxist, a Communist, Terrorist African – African!
And are you ready for this? In 2004 Nelson Mandela said that the United States war with Iran was ill conceived! OMG! But hey, Ronald Reagan vetoed sanctions against South African apartheid. Even though the bill was brought to the floor by Republicans. But hey, these days Ronald Reagan couldn’t even win a Republican primary, so he doesn’t matter anymore.