The Liberal Democrats went with the Tories! David Cameron is the new Prime Minister of Great Britain. Cable news reports that though foreign policy will not change, that Cameron’s first job will be to deal with the British debt which is now larger than it was in WWII and will have to raise taxes and cut spending. Yes you heard that right! A conservative will cut spending AND RAISE TAXES. OMG! He also said he would fight for the COMMON GOOD! OMG! His wife is very pregnant.
Wait wait… He just said he would head a government of fairness that would not leave the poor behind! OMG! This guy couldn’t even be elected as a Democrat here! OMG! A conservative who uttered the words "raise taxes." OMG! This is the end of Great Britain.