The NSA may seem scary, in an intrusive all-knowing sort of way. The truth is, they’re just a warm and fuzzy government agency who cares about you! Who better to help you through life’s little troubles, than the NSA who knows you so well? They’re willing to share what they know for your benefit. Are you lonely? They are the light in the darkness, just waiting for your call. See how the NSA can use what they know to serve you!