Sam Bee observes that behind every candidate is a family forced to go on television and talk about him. In the case of Ted Cruz, the family must try valiantly to humanize him as well. When it comes to families, no one has had a bigger challenge than Heidi Cruz and her two daughters. We see New York extending a welcome to everyone; The Tired- Hillary, The Poor- Bernie, The Hungry – Kasich…And, ” A Screaming A****e longing to be free.” But the hospitality of the city ends where “New York Values” begins.
It’s a treat to see people of the Bronx turn out to shout at the smirking soup fiend wherever he has gone. Sudents threatened to walk out if Cruz spoke at their school. Cruz can’t even ride the subway without receiving expressive hand signals. Some comedians speculate that Ted Cruz is immune to hatred because he’s always been so punch-able. Voters take heed…You can’t convince me that if voted in, Ted Cruz wouldn’t spend four years revenging that nerd!