It’s okay, this Gun Lunch Box for grade school kids does indeed have a cookie compartment! Next to the extra ammo area.
Hey I been around guns all my life. Hell, I was a safety officer on a firing range at Ft Carson for a year, twice a week expending all the excess ammo each evening rather that doing the turning in paperwork. Counting the machine guns, tens of thousands of rounds.
The thing is, guns are fun. Lot’s of fun. So much fun that 100 Americans getting shot each and every day is not enough to offset how much fun they are.
And we need machine guns which are a lot more fun that just regular guns. We need them in case 39 black guys crash in our front door to come kill us, or 39 Mexicans come crashing through the back door to rape our women. That gives is one miss.