The NSA is launching an exciting new product that the entire family will enjoy. Let’s face it, Facebook stalking has frustrating limitations. Online look-up sites are chancy and costly. That’s why the NSA is ready to share millions of hours of raw, unedited phone,videos and email information complete with photos…And I’ll bet you thought they were spying on you and there was no upside. Turn that frown upside down! You can watch hours of security cam video from a puppy store – or a massage parlor. Why wait another minute…Seriously, it only takes a minute. Just stand near a Verizon phone and demand your NSAFlix!