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Obama to give Manhattatan back to Native Americans

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Sadly, they say that it’s true and we won’t even get the beads we paid for Manhattan back in the deal. In fact, the entire United States will go back to Native Americans, leaving the pale faces – on reservations perhaps, that would be inhumane, wouldn’t it? Don’t snicker about Manhattan if you live in Oklahoma for instance, you’ll be leaving your home sweet home too.

It gets worse! "I suspect Obama himself plans to cash in on this action." Joesph Farah, Founder and Editor of World Net Daily proclaims. By "cashing in" Farah refers to President Obama’s membership in the Montana Crow tribe, bet you birthers didn’t know that!

What motivated this hyperbolic hot-flash from World Net Daily?
The U.S. will reverse Bush opposition to the U.N. resolution supporting indigenous people the world over. That was short and sweet, imagine what they could do with a grain of truth!