Jimmy Fallon’s monologue was far-reaching; from Michelle Obama’s birthday party news – to Putin’s Big Gay Olympics. We’re sorry we missed the former, and can’t wait to see the latter, with the Jamaican Bobsled Team having qualified for the first time in 12 years!
Beyonce performed at the big 50th birthday bash…for Michelle? Hey, who planned this party?!
Putin – seen here wearing his Elton John fanboy garb, says he ‘Loves Elton John’ – but he hates gay people…As demonstrated by Russia’s inhumane anti-gay laws. What’s up with Vlad…Doesn’t he know – about Sir Elton? Putin did say that gay Olympic competitors will be safe, while they’re performing and all eyes are on them.
A woman in California defines the word Champion! Wait until you hear how large her baby was at birth…There are no wimps in her league.