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Olbermann Best or Not: Orangatan Plots Escape, Miss California Doesn’t. Dumb Bank Robber

Best escape: What a sweet and intelligent creature! Karta, resident Orangutan at the Adelaide Zoo set forth a plot half of our neighbors couldn’t. For that matter, I’m not certain I could pull it off. With a clear shot at freedom, it is anyone’s guess why she pondered it a good long while before making her decision, any ideas?

Albert Vincent Perkins of Kansas City Mo: Why not post the name, it’s likely you’ll see it in the paper, or one of the lists of criminals who just weren’t cut out for it and need job guidance counseling. The bank robbery was going really well until he had an “OH NO” moment of very great consequence!

It’s Miss California! It’s a good thing she got the implants from the pageant people a lont time ago! They’re a little cranky now, saying things like breach of contract, violated rules, posing for photos, and I’d think most importantly, not showing up for the appearances she was contracted to do when she was elected!
No one has tried to get a step ladder and remove her tiara. Apparently those executive decisions are up to “The Donald” whenever he’s finished doing whatever his contractual agreements are, he’ll get around to her, while Californians wring their hands anxiously wondering if they do – or do not have a Miss California, and Perez Hilton looks for another job. Pageant judge isn’t likely to be in the cards again, unless I’m very mistaken.