Gold: Michele Bachmann brings home the gold with another of her now famous ‘do-overs,’ not to be confused with her ‘you interpreted what I said incorrectly’ fall-back position. This time Bachmann is backing up the bus in reference to the Iowa Republican Marriage Vow. After much media criticism, Bachmann has essentially erased her comments and/or signature in regards to the family unity and carefree childhoods which were engendered by slavery. I’ll bet she’s the bestest foster mom ever!
Silver: Raymond Wieczorek,District 4 of the New Hampshire State Executive Council, which just eliminated Planned Parenthood from the budget. Forget cancer screening, counseling, and care for pregnant mothers – this brainiac is concerned about condoms, and seems to feel that Planned Parenthood is the Harlot of Babylon Stop N Shop. That’s right Toots, he "Is not going to pay for your party!" Abstinence, it’s for married people too.
Bronze: Mitch McConnell, Kentucky Minority Leader, U.S. Senate. Where are the jobs? He doesn’t know,his overriding concern is that a ‘foreigner’ might receive a fair trial. Maybe politicians would be better served by military tribunal as well?