Gold: Michele Bacmann has quite the wish list for a special dinner, assuming of course that all guests from Jesus, Adam (from Eden), Johann Sebastian Bach –
and others speak English. Her wish to reinstate the 9th and 10th amendments causes me to wonder if her copy of the constitution was purchased from a store that also sells whoopie cushions and fake dog poo. She obviously hasn’t thought through the repeal of women’s voting rights, but her racism shouldn’t be surprising when one recalls her denial of Tea Party maniacs spitting upon black Democratic Senators.
Silver: Allen West TP candidate from Florida, whom you may remember from his recent boast that his security clearance is higher than that of the President of
the United States. Keith can only show you an excerpt from the ‘Outlaw’ biker gang publication which West is affiliated with…it’s mucho nasty and misogynistic!
Bronze: Brian Kilmeade switches feet so often that he’s never without a foot in his mouth. Defending O’Reilly’s attack on Islam was bad, but Kilmeade’s ‘apology’
managed to be even worse!