First: Glenn Beck and Santorum lead the Worst, horrid, and just plain gawd-awful list today.
Noted tease Rick Santorum knows just what to say to set the dogs barking in Beck’s libido. Santorum’s homophobic rants involving kinky sex with dogs – (see Glenn Beck barking here) and other nasty homophobic comments prevent Santorum from fully participating in Beck’s exuberant celebration of deep bro smooching. He protests too much, maybe because leading gay activist Dan Savage would like everyone to google "Santorum" in order to acquaint themselves with the double meaning his name now represents. Use it often, and use it well!
Second: Chris Christie. Mount Christie has erupted again! While workers in his state grapple with the news that they will carry the financial load and unions neutered – Christie has the time and the brass balls to criticize Obama with another variation of "It’s none of your business!" In other words, anything and everything that gets in his way results in The New Jersey Porker getting nasty, very nasty – no jolly fat man here kids, please move along, or else.
Third: Seal Slapping Silly Person. Wouldn’t you know that the seal slapper is a mere 19-year-old experiencing the world one slap at a time. I can’t wait until he meets Chris Christie.