Worst in Show Bill O’Reilly: Media alert! Loofah Boy O’Reilly now speaks for all media! That’s right, from The BBC to the St Agatha Catholic Church newsletter, he speaks for them all when he says that The Media is ‘tired of the Occupy Wall Street protestors." He doesn’t like or trust them, so let this be a warning you politicians, you’re either with him or against him – I mean of course – The Media. Yep, all of ’em!
Second Place Scott Walker of Wisconsin: It’s difficult to think of anyone more deserving of a recall vote than the terror of the teacher strike. Far from gloomy, Walker is too busy preparing to climb through a timely and profitable loophole, complete with tea and sympathy from those sweethearts the Koch Brothers.
Honorable Mention Herman Cain: Calmed a fellow Republican who was heading down the ‘Democrats are Racists’ path. Cain only needed to remind the angry man that in contrast, his campaign "Is all about promoting civil discourse." Ah, that is wonderful and civil answer. It’s a shame that Herb or Herman – continues to forget that even in 2005 we had the technology! Cain can be proved to be a liar – his own words playing through an old videotape will do the tattling.