Gold: Grover Norquist. Grover’s inexplicable control over the zombie-like senators assures that yours won’t let a tax opportunity – for the working class, slip by while thinking he’s still doing the Right thing.
Silver: Roger Ailes at Fox Fine News Corp. I knew this morning when I saw that the unemployment numbers had dipped, that surely Fox would find a way around actually saying it. Newsflash! I may be psychic.
Bronze: Dan Gainor of The Media Research Center. Gainor hates all things Left to the point of jealous distraction. Yah! He’s sick of the ‘adoring media coverage’ given to the ‘Global Revolution’ by ‘anarchistssocialists anticapitalistsandHollywoodidiots chanting Vive la revolution!’ In an effort to squelch free speech – the kind he doesn’t agree with, he’s issued an armed loon call. He had to – those "Hollywood idiots" are (still) dangerous.