1.Best in Show: Herman Cain would sign a Constitutional amendment to end Roe v Wade. Uh Huh – oh yes he would! Just because no one has ever done it , doesn’t mean there’s a rule against it or something!
2nd Place: Fox & Friends hosts, The Weekend Team. These shining examples of family values are incensed! Many news shows have covered the story of a 38-year-old mother and wife of a banker who joined Occupy Wall Street – yes, her husband is a banker! Only the clever Fox crew thought to show another side to the story. While their own sleepy children awaken to a nanny these professionals discuss what she has sacrificed. They do it so sweetly that you don’t even realize they’ve been criticizing her! I still don’t believe it but Keith says so.
3rd Place: Mayor Chris Myers of Medford NJ. claims he "has been down this road before." Sneaky cat-burglars with excellent Photoshop skills are plaguing this upstanding Family Values Republican again? They’re so good with the online shenanigans that the Mayor, easily mistaken for the early Mark Wahlberg, (note the Calvins ), is accused of having a $500 dalliance with a male prostitute. Ha! The joke is on them, this monogamy peddling moralist is beyond reproach!