Mayor Wiseman, the most poorly named man on the planet, and Worst Person yesterday, more than deserves a return engagement today. When you read the lame excuse for his Charlie Brown inspired hate rant yesterday, I believe we’ll all
read the same writing on the wall that he does at Arlington,Tennessee City Hall. “Don’t get used to this corner office, lovely desk, or riding in the lead
convertible in the parades, Chuckles.”
Gold: The poorly named Mayor Wiseman, who has the distinction of being a Worst Person in the World two days running He made us sick with his hateful racism. We learned that he accused President Obama and everyone who agrees with him for being conspiring Muslims, terrorizing right-thinking Americans by pre-empting one of 50 showings of “A Charlie Brown Christmas” for something as silly as a speech concerning our plans for Afghanistan! Sensing his laments did not go over well, he issued an ‘apology’ today, almost as nauseating as the statements which forced
it. C’mon folks, don’t you recognize humor? We do. So do the fine folks of Arlington, Tennessee, who want you all to know that they couldn’t disagree with him more! It sounds as if soon, he won’t be eligible for dog catcher. There is a bright side to this grim tale. So vehement and embarrassed are the good folks of Arlington, that they want it known that it wasn’t written on city equipment! If I were him, I wouldn’t depend on running for dog catcher…though quite a few may be chasing him soon.
Silver, ClusterFox and Friends: Does Fox falsify figures? Today we have a poll, I’m no Math whiz, but either a lot of people unofficially participated in the poll, yet showed up in the results,or there was definitely no general knowledge test for on air personalities, and the brainy folks who do their research. You’re quoting them at your own peril at your next cocktail party! Chances are, your friends, though drunk..have better basic math skills than the Doocy group.
Bronze Bret Stephens of the Wall Street Journal : Just remember, he’s not saying….anything of value. Pull his string, and the Bret doll smooches the boss Rupert Murdoch. This Christmas his loop of sayings include but are not limited to: “I wuv you Rupie” and “Those bad global warming nuts use pollution as an excuse for everything that’s wrong!” “Did I do good?”